Welcome, to the BMS Gossip

Welcome to the BMS Gossip Blog from me, the BMS Buddy.
Yes.
You heard me.
I am the BMS Buddy. Knowing all the Gossip going around Bate Middle School.
If your not from BMS you might as well, leave this blog NOW. Because this is all about BMS Gossip.
Sure, BMS is located in a "Small Town" also known as Danville, KY.
But, for such a "Small Town" It has Tons of Drama...At least BMS does...

Sightings:
Rumors, Rumors, Rumors...
But are any of them TRUE?
I hope so...

Here's a Little Story, I would like to tell you.
There once Friend, Calista van Hook. She was a Ugly, and Chris would probably be her only boyfriend. Chris and Calista had a friend, named Krista McFarland also known as Krista McFARTland. Krista had a HUGE Crush on Chris. And Chris had a HUGE Crush on Krista. But, Calista was dating Chris at the same time. And Chris was SO CONFUSED? He had a Crush on Krista, and was dating Calista. And don't forget he also had a crush on three Maidens in the Kindgom, that will later be revealed. Then, Chris made a discission, that would change his life FOREVER. Chris cheated on Calista with Krista. And on the day: December 1st, Chris told Calista about Chris and Krista's secret afair. Calista popped afuse and broke up with Chris. But did she secretly want him back? After all the "This" Krista and Calista got in a Huge Battle in 3rd Period. Now: Chris is dating Krista. Krista is afraid of Calista. And Calista is left alone, feeling mad and betrayed from her Best Friend, her Only Friend, Krista. Now, Krista and Calista are at battle over CHRIS MILLER? But, sources have told me that Chris Miller is cheating on Krista, with who, I wonder?

So, who were those 3 Maidens in the story? They happen to be members of the, "Preps"
Maiden #1 is Alexa Burks, the Hottie with the HUGH Nose.
Maiden #2 is Sarabeth Marlowe, the Head "Prep" at BMS.
Maiden #3 is Sidney Bushop, the Snobby Cheerleader.
I am not Surprise why Chris likes these girls. There Snobby and Selfish, no big surprise.

What is Marcie Trantham hiding? Soon it will spill and we will ALL find out.

Megan Jones sitting on a Tree, hoping to kiss Caleb, with a Captail K. Baby, that's not going to happen, not today! If you already not heard, Megan Jones and Karla got caught writing a Note about there Crushes: Caleb and Shawn Ramos. And who found this Amazing Note, Elliott Porter did, when he "Accidently" dropped his Pencil in the Trash Can. And he told his 7th Period Tech Class. Poor Girls. They must be SO EMBRASSED! I know I would be. Its ok girls, your to ugly to get a guy in the first place.

FIGHT! FIGHT! Samantha Martin going to beat up Megan Jones. My Bets are on Megan Winning. Even though Megan is a Ugly Loser. Samantha is EVEN more of a Ugly Loser. And Megan has TONS of Pounce, she can definately beat up Samantha and her Piggyness. Oink, Oink.

Cole is leaving, BMS. Boo Hoo. What will happen to Kelsie and Cole's Relationship? Will they stay together, or be broken up...FOREVER.

Chelsea flirting with Da'Quan, but dating Akeem. Hakeem not aloud to date his TRUE LOVE, Abby Cooley. But, David Archuleta will always be in her heart. Marissa flirting with other guys, but also dating somebody.

Will the DRAMA ever end?
I hope not, or my job is OVER!

You know you love me,
XOXO,
BMS Buddy.